Martha Stewart is best known for showing people how to roast turkeys, not getting up on stage and roasting a celebrity. That’s why she seemed an odd pick for the Justin Bieber roast. Until she approached the microphone and delivered some of the raunchiest jokes of the night.
Comedy Central shared this clip of her ribbing some of the other roasters — Kevin Hart, Shaquille O’Neal and Ludacris. Then she turned her fire to Bieber.
“Let’s get to the reason I’m here tonight, which is to give Justin Bieber some tips to use when he inevitably ends up in prison,” she said. “The first thing you’ll need is a shank. I made mine out of a pintail comb and a pack of gum. I’ll show you how later.”
Stewart was also referencing her own time in federal prison on securities fraud in 2004.